lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

brittabaggles:

do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen

(Source: frankybluerichards)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

orgasmic-humor:

ok literally if you take 5 minutes to text me back I will take 6